We were adventuring in the Obelisk of Akhz’ul yesterday when this conversation took place:
Phritz: Hey, what was that cloud that just went up, did someone fart?
Pakq: It was probably me, most of my warlock spells look like farts. They shouldn’t call me a warlock, they should call me a fart-o-mancer.
Me: (Tosses red hair attractively) Wouldn’t that be called a flatumancer?